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Phoenix Flight: The Art of Ascending from Trial by Fire

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No trauma is your keeper. It is your exclusive ownership of the most formidable force you’ve ever faced and survived. Be reborn in this trial by fire and make the flame a source of fuel. Got pain? Good. Ever been to Chuck E. Cheese or Dave and Busters? You’re there now. Which one? Doesn’t matter, […]

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Personas and Personal Empowerment: The Art of Honest Identity Theft

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To stop the sense of being overwhelmed with what you cannot control, invest only in your hold on that which you can be certain of controlling: your sense of self. Be your own consistency among inconsistencies. An actively self-conjured element in a sea of unpredictable elements. Your internal assuredness of you is the direction that […]

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PSA: Lions are the best damn animal. Point blank.

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There’s a lot of things in the world that get romanticized to a pretty extreme degree, but among those things, I really do think that lions deserve the hype. Sure, gazelles would probably disagree and elephants would probably take lions to Ihop in a football game, but they’re all around just badass gold standard animals. […]

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Confession: I’m addicted to scamming MLM scammers

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I just can’t help it. You can always tell who they are, lurking in the coffee shops and entrepreneur groups on LinkedIn. Always willing to talk on and on about this phenomenal new opportunity for financial independence that they learned about from a “married couple” or “mentor”. Walking around with their little Robert Kiyosaki books and a […]

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Psychedelic Lotus

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After you’ve been swirling around a nice little cocktail of midnight oil, creative fluid and LED light for long enough, you naturally start to hallucinate about Buddha materializing out of a giant radioactive lotus flower and telling you to “chill out and mediate for a New York second bruh.” The wisest reaction to this cosmic encounter […]

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Sketchy as Hell

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It’s about to get reeeeeeal sketchy up in here, ladies and gentlemen. You know that annoying saying about how you always find something in the very last place that you look? As patronizing as it sounds, I think that applies to more than just the physical things. I’m not trying to get all Matthew Mcconaughey […]

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The Lion Thing

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“Simba you deliberately disobeyed me. And also failed to comment on my new dopeass tattoos, do you like them” “Y-yeah dad, they’re pretty sick.” “Thank you son. Now stay the fuck out of the elephant graveyard and also my medicine cabinet.”

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Mr. Owl

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“Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?” The real question is what kind of drugs you need to be on to ask an owl about tootsie pops.